Just White Boy Trash

silenthill:

Oh this made me laugh

(via joshpeck)

instantwaffles:

abolish-everything:

Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”

I have no impulse control

(via xxcommunistd0gh8rxx)

questions-within-questions:

acoolguy:

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

(via xxcommunistd0gh8rxx)

whereshadowsmakeshadows:

Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in

(via xxcommunistd0gh8rxx)

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

“i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”

(via thebootydiaries)

spideysbff:

thor in ragnarok:

(via revolting-phantom97)

norgaarden:

3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH
1. look at ur tummy
2. say “wow this is a cute tummy”
3. congratulations u have a cute tummy

(Source: hexgurls, via perks-of-being-chinese)

quasarden:

Shout out to Spider-Man PS4 for having one of the best fake social media feeds

(via no-mi-torta)